You know how everyone and their illegitimate daughter has their own amateur porn site now? Well this girl I graduated from high school with does, too. JJ tells me she’s been doing it for a year now. On her site she says she’s 18 but she’s got to be 22 or 23 now. Heh, someone in porn lying about their age - how original!

The morning dragged on at work but the afternoon went pretty quickly. Chris, Kim and I went to McDonald’s for lunch. Only Kim had money so Chris and I ate our sandwiches in secret and convinced Kim to buy us each a hot fudge sundae.

Oh, and there were numerous weird people in there, talking to themselves or mumbling to us. The weirdest was this guy, thin as a rail in tights and a corduroy jacket, who sat near us and had an angry conversation with himself about the people of the world.

Shawn took off to drink with Janet again tonight giving Cora and I had the house to ourselves so we ordered Swiss Chalet and watched ‘The Saint.’ Wait a second… I think that means Cora and I had an actual date. Holy crap!