Laura and I had lunch at Mr. Green Jeans with a bunch of her girlfriends. The service was slow as hell but only because they thought I was a pimp and once I got my giant orange pop and hamburger, all was well.

Laura and I split a medium pizza for dinner. My half was full of meat while hers looked like a salad.

That was taken seconds before the pizza was knocked to the floor. Of course, it landed face down and, since Pizza Pizza puts the cheese on the bottom, all the loose toppings fell off. Her half still looked like a salad.

Also, she has awesome napkins.

The rest of the evening was pretty good. We watched ‘Saved!’ and got stoned. She wanted me to describe being high, so I drew her a diagram:

Yeah, it needs some explanation, I know. Okay, so the general idea is that it’s like being drunk, but different. So the diagram shows being drunk as a 2D path in the XY-plane while bring stoned is a similar 2D path in an XY-plane, but transposed along the Z-axis so it’s not quite the same path. Of course, this was all so clear to me but relaying it to someone else proved difficult.

Oh, and I just used a dot for the ‘o’ in stoned, so I started explaining that it was an ‘o’ but then made it into a bull (because when I drew ‘o’ it looked like a head with horns).

We talked for a while about such things as face cloning (the key to which is probably zombie DNA) and then went to the corner store downstairs where we picked up a 1L of frozen yogurt, which we later devoured.