My day was so boring, I have nothing to do but tell of Ryan’s dirty toilet paper fiasco.

Ryan ran out of toilet paper the other day and so borrowed a few rolls from Shawn and I. However, when he went to replace them today, he left us with three rolls of cheap, industrial-grade toilet paper. You know that tissue-paper thin, one-ply rough stuff they have in offices? Yeah, that stuff. Shawn tossing it at my head results in pain. Now, Shawn and I don’t buy expensive stuff, but the cheap stuff we buy is way better than that crap.

So where’d Ryan get it? His girlfriend gets it for free from… somewhere. So Ryan gets to trade in his cheap crap for our decent stuff. Like I said, dirty.

Yeah, that’s it.