My internet sucks ass tonight. Off and on constantly - it’s quite annoying. It’s also really humid tonight and there’s all kinds of good stuff on TV.

But I’ve been spending most of my time catching up on blogs. I need to balance my time better so I can get stuff done and not just pass out every night. Mind you, the extra sleep is nice, too.

I like reading books by Chuck Palahniuk because they always leave me with useful bits of information. Today I’ve got a list of things to keep in mind in life:

• Wear sunblock.
• Cover your grey.
• Don’t go insane.
• Eat less fats and sugars.
• Do more sit-ups.
• Don’t start forgetting stuff.
• Trim the hair in your ears.
• Take calcium.
• Moisturize. Every day.
• Freeze time to stay in one place forever.
• Do not get frigging cold.

Don’t go insane.