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What to do if you suspect that a co-worker may, in fact, be Mario:

Roll barrels towards him. Watch if he does the splits jumping over them.
Send turtles crawling towards him. Watch to see if he stomps on them.
Give him a flower. Watch what he does with it.
Ask to hear him say, “Here we go!“
Scatter coins [...]


Posted at: September 29th, 2005 - 1:08 am - Number of Comments » 0