I’m not really a dog person, but I’m gradually falling for my sister’s dog, Peanut. She’s a cross between a golden retriever and a collie and she never barks. Ever. When Geoff lets her out for a pee before bed and then forgets to let her back in, she just waits patiently at the door until someone lets her in. The only time I’ve heard her make noise is when she whimpers quietly in her sleep, and that barely counts.

Also, she can be super cute and is really affectionate.